Bottle Street Bike

Okay, so here I am driving down Elm Street right by Locos Clothes Cleaners and I see a huge pack of motorbikes driving by and at the end I see one motorbike trailing behind all of them and he pulled into the Shell station to refuel. I also pulled into the Shell station to buy a cold bottled water, and upon walking into the store I noticed he had a USA flag on the back of his bike and a yellow ribbon and some other neokon propaganda on his bike and I thought that instead of being wasting gas in USA, he should be in Irak fighting this war he supports. So I caught him by the ears and dragged him across the street to the US ARMY RECRUITING CENTER and busted open the door with my foot and threw him onto a chair in there. Due to it being Sunday, they are closed today, but bright and early at 8am when the office opens tomorrow he will be the first one there to sign up. He isn't going anywhere, I tipped his bike over, punctured his tires and ripped off his propagnada flags.