1) we won alot of championships.
2) The Oriels did so why not us.
3) We ran out of steroids.
4) Gary Sheffield has distracted us from buying more players.
5) Mike Mussina did it.
6) A-rods not playing so hot lets blame him.
7) faulty sprinkler system.
Gary Sheffield went on the DL so we couldn't bring down their pride by booing them.
9) Uh... Global Warming.
10) our star pitcher got caught with a dogfighting ring.
Dumb excuses. Should be:
1} Arod cheating on wife with stripper again.
2}Are starting pitching sucks
3} We like to sign our starters for the 2nd half only.
4} How many rings does your team have.
5} Arod and Jeter were still showering {together} so we couldn't put them in the lineup.
6} The Red Sox are just getting lucky.
7} Steinbrenner's expectations are too high.
8} So what if we haven't won a World Series in a long, Look at how many we did win.
9} If we make it to the playoffs Mussina will start game 1.
10} Balco went out of business , We need more steroids.
The only positive thing is they have a good manager and young pitchers.
YANKEES SUCK, and Yankee fans are all A**holes.
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