Late Strange Strut

So, I wanted to be cool, so I went to the store and looked around for some food item that I thought would be a "cool" item. I was over by the meat aisle, and I saw it! Sirloin steak. So I bought the steak, and removed the price tag (with barcode) to my local tattoo parlor and told them I wanted the barcode for sirloin steak tattoo'd on my neck. Well, they did it. And after it was done, I went strutting around like a rooster, showing off my tattoo. Well, sometime later on, I went to Safeway, and I thought it would be funny to have the checkout lady scan my tattoo. She scanned it and it is the barcode for Earl Grey Tea. Dangit! I wanted to swing my stuff, and wear a black leather jacket, now I have strange cravings for crumpets and yesterday I caught myself saying "tut tut" for goodness sakes. Should I get this tattoo removed or just give in and become a mac wearing , tea drinking , crumpet eating , driving on the wrong side of the road kind of guy?