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Tell this joke in front of a group of people, have one male picked out that you would like to make fun of....?
Three midgets go to Guiness World Record head quarters. One is there because he thinks he has the world's smallest hands, one because he thinks he has the world's smallest feet, and last becuase he thinks he has the world's smallest penis.
The first one goes into the measuring room. He comes out a minute later smiling carrying a certificate and declares to the other two,"I got it!!!!!! I have the world's smallest feet!!!"
The second one goes in, comes back out smiling and carrying a certificate as well. "I got it", he says,"I have the world's smallest feet!!!!"
The last one goes in, come out a minute later with a very disappointed look on his face. "What's wrong?", the other two ask."Didn't get the record?"
"No", he says dejectedly,"But I'd d sure like to know who the hell (insert friend's name) is."
Very funny! Our whole office is laughing their butts off!!
MANY MANY MANY THANKX!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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